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I got a right to change my priorities you know.. !

TITLE OF LIST  :  10 Things I'd buy if I won the lottery
LAST UPDATED  : Jan 2004

An old WWII Airport control tower to live in (with ground, hangars, runway etc.)

 

My own (old style) Cinema building

 

Original Captain Black Puppet

 

Latex replica's of a womans arse to park my bike wheels in !

 

HR Giger Original artwork / furniture

 

A full Snap-On Tool Cabinet/Lathe/Welding kit

 

A Snow-Machine that worked in any weather

 

Life-Sized helium filled fresian cow on a 'winch', attached to my garage roof, with a line-slack of 20-30ft, so the cow floated above my house..

 

Large fibre-glass dinosaur for my back garden.. eithera Brontosaurus, stegasaurus, or Terradactil..

 

Genuine 1969 Heuer 'Monaco' wristwatch (as worn by Steve McQueen in Bullitt)..

 

'Elvira & the party monsters' Pinball Table.. (Or Twilight Zone)

 

Actual cigarette-holder as used by Andrey Hepburn in 'Breakfast at Tiffiny's..

 

A 'Flash-Dark'.. like a flash-light, but emmits a beam of darkness..

 

One of them 6-wheel buggy's like the Banana-Splits used to drive..

 

1000 realistic-plastic-Iguana-lizards..

 

A device which 'freezes time' for everyone except me..

 

Every Vinyl Album/CD/7" Single I've ever wanted in a big Crate..

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