PorkPie's

'LISTS'

These lists are not ordered...

I got a right to change my priorities you know.. !

Football rather than 'Any Other' Sports news/results etc.

Bills

Moths

Being at the top of everyones mobile phone directory so their 'arse' calls me in error !

Fatty bits on Ham

People who go on & on about the lottery

Rust

Pointless Paperwork

Shite 'Chart' music (PopIdol etc.)

Rain

Wasps

Flys

People who say "At the end of the day.."

People who 'quote' with their fingers..

No toilet paper

Not being able to find stuff..

Bad drivers..

Commercial Radio adverts..

Bad-cover versions of good songs..

'False' People..

Being treated 'Unfairly'..

Not having enough Cash..

Not having enough Time..

The British Police force..

Politicians..

Treading in dog-shit..

Bird-shit on a car you've just washed..

Getting to the phone just as it stops..

Talking on telephones..

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